The Shroud of Turin and Other Harmful Beliefs
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008The Shroud of Turin is one of the oldest hoaxes ever. It’s a fun skeptical topic, if not a very interesting one, since it’s pretty easily debunked. Basically, the Shroud of Turin is “a centuries old linen cloth that bears the image of a crucified man. A man that millions believe to be Jesus.” If you listen to the Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast, you may remember Evan’s riddle about the shroud from episode #77
I have something that was said to have existed in the first century
That was first written about in the eighth century
That was actually produced in the 14th century
That was almost destroyed in the 16th century
And proven to be a hoax in the 20th century
What do I have?
Anyways, the reason I write about this topic that’s already been quite thoroughly debunked is that I was recently thinking about those paranormal or pseudoscientific topics that don’t seem, at first glance, to have a large detrimental effect on true believers. I’m sure most of you have encountered, when debating these issues with believers, the phrase “but who cares if I believe? It’s not like it costs money, or harms anyone, or threatens anyone’s safety.” This often comes up when talking about aliens and UFOs, ghosts, cryptozoology, and the Shroud of Turin, among other things. Since I’ve already written posts on three of these, I thought I’d cover the Shroud.
The shroud of Turin is a hoax. It’s one of the oldest hoaxes in the world, yes, but it is merely a prank. Dozens of “genuine” shrouds have been reported, and each and every one was proven as a hoax. Several were simply painted with acrylic paint, and some were made in the 1300s (using carbon dating, scientists determined the cloth was “too young to be Jesus’ burial cloth”). A few showed images that didn’t even resemble a man, or that didn’t even have blood on them (don’t ask me why they were thought to be the authentic shroud in the first place – blood is sort of the primary characteristic of this artifact.)
So the Shroud of Turin is a fake, much like the UFO videos and ghost photos of today – each and every one has an explanation that doesn’t include the paranormal, or Jesus. But who cares if people believe one of these is really and truly Jesus’ burial shroud? And for that matter, who cares if people believe those photos of orbs and dust specks are really depicting ghosts? Or that those cloud formations are alien spacecraft? What’s the harm?
The harm is that being out of touch with reality is not healthy. Believing things which have clearly and convincingly been proven false is faulty thinking, which leads to poor decisions and life choices. Sure, you may not currently be spending thousands on expensive equipment to detect ghosts, or to travel around the world looking for strange animals, or to attend conferences about the Shroud of Turin, but continuing to invest your time and efforts in false beliefs could certainly lead to this. In addition, likely you’re not silent about your beliefs - the more people you convince of these falsehoods, the more people you’re harming.
I’m currently reading “Stiff” by Mary Roach, a very interesting (if a little disturbing) book on cadavers and the many forms of research done on them. She includes a chapter on cadaver research for the purpose of religion, which primarily is just to determine what patterns blood would make on a cloth wrapped around a man being crucified. In other words, to prove or disprove the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin. Surprisingly (to me at least) there have been several scientists who have tested for the physiological effects on a body being crucified. One such man, Dr. Pierre Barbet, believed he was in possession of the authentic shroud, and attempted to prove it by comparing blood stains of crucified cadavers with the blood stains on his bit of linen. This was the 1930s, when medicine and surgery weren’t nearly as precise as they are now.
Basically, Dr. Barbet nailed cadavers to crosses in order to see the blood pattern on a piece of cloth behind the body, and then compare it to his shroud. When he ran out of cadavers, he used fresh amputated limbs from his own surgery, trying to see the scars in a hand that’s had a nail driven through it. He ended up with several arms over the course of a few months – it’s been speculated that even minor hand or arm injuries in his surgery in this period resulted in an amputation, just so he could have more arms to nail up. Dr. Barbet was obsessed – he wrote hundreds of pages on the process of being crucified, comparing arm angles and blood patterns to the bloody imprint on the shroud. Not surprisingly considering how religious the good doctor was, he came to the conclusion that the shroud was authentic. (Almost all of his findings have since been disproven - see Roach’s book or just google it.)
Barbet was mad. Reading passages of his book will convince anyone of that - he was clearly obsessed with proving the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin. From this obsession to his suspiciously steady supply of amputated arms, it’s obvious that Barbet had invested way too much, including his sanity, in proving this hoax true. This is a clear example of the harms of believing in such “harmless claims”.
Losing touch with reality is not healthy. Obsession with proving your claims right is not healthy. This leads to poor quality of life, which has a very detrimental effect on both the true believer and those around him. Even if the claim doesn’t seem harmful, with a closer look you can find evidence of the negative effects on a person’s life. This is why it is so important for science and skepticism to be promoted tirelessly.
For more information on the harm in believing in pseudoscience and the paranormal, see the What’s the Harm website.